Beyond The Holders
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Holder of Womanhood
GO TO ANY MENTAL HOSPITAL OR HALFWAY HOUSE AND SAY TO THE RECEPTIONIST, "I'm here to see the holder of being a woman"
She'll look at you and say "You'ze a bitch" with a very nigga' accent, unbecoming of her pale white skin.
She'll get up, and swing her hips like a gorilla, leading you to a small room.
You open the door, and the song "tears in heaven" starts to play. http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=VRsJlAJvOSM&feature=related
You must walk in, with no fear and your heart, and no essence of laughter in your belly.
THe door closes behind you, and slowly, the room fades into view.
You see a man in the middle of the room, slowly waving a lighter back in forth, in tune with Eric Claptons majestic voice and guitar skills.
This man will only respond to one line, and one line only. "How do I become a woman?"
This man will proceed to laugh hilariously, and turn slowly, brandishing an evil grin on his face.
You must present your penis if you wish to live. He slowly walks up to you and proceeds to give you a great handjob. Right when you shoot, he rips your dick off.
You will then pass out and wake up in a dumpster behind the mental hospital.
Your penis will be in a box next to you.
Your penis is object 9001 of over 9000 objects. We must lose an object we hold dear to become what we truely want to be.
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