Holder of the Penis


In any city, in any country, go to any pen­is you can get yourself to. When you reach the front pen­is, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Pen­is". Should a look of child-like fear come over the worker's pen­is, you will then be taken to a pen­is in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the pen­is. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to their penis echo in the pen­is. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very pen­is will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the pen­is stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for pen­is, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your pen­is drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the pen­is comes back after your penis utters those words continue on. Upon reaching the pen­is all you will see is a windowless room with a penis in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a pen­is. The penis will only respond to one question. "What happens when the pen­ises together?"

The penis will then stare into your pen­is and answer your question in horrifying detail.

"Buttsex."

Many go mad in that very room, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their pen­is. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the pen­is in the penis's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your pen­is will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your pen­is will be in that pen­is, by that penises pen­is.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Pen­is.

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