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Holder of the Penis
In any city, in any country, go to any penis you can get yourself to. When you reach the front penis, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Penis". Should a look of child-like fear come over the worker's penis, you will then be taken to a penis in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the penis. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to their penis echo in the penis. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very penis will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the penis stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for penis, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your penis drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
If the voice in the penis comes back after your penis utters those words continue on. Upon reaching the penis all you will see is a windowless room with a penis in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a penis. The penis will only respond to one question. "What happens when the penises together?"
The penis will then stare into your penis and answer your question in horrifying detail.
Many go mad in that very room, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their penis. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the penis in the penis's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your penis will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your penis will be in that penis, by that penises penis.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Penis.
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