MC Holda'.


Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, please don’t object
I’ll tell you how I came to know ‘bout these evil Objects

Any city any country, born and raised
My apartment is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, sittin’, yeah just surfin’ the tubes
And just writin fan-fiction, I thought I was cool

When one creepy pasta got just a bit intense
It said the Holder of the End had no pretense
I went to just one Asylum
And went insane and said
"These Objects is whack; and me, I'm gonna go find 'em!"

I whistled for a Holder and when it came near
It was a freaky monster and it struck in me fear
If anything I could say that this dude was rare
But I thought now forget it, you gotta grow a pair!

I got to the asylum ‘bout seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later!'

Looked at my Object yeah, I’d gotten over
To sit on my throne as the prince of Holders.

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So, this is where Ed and Jude (and you if you're so inclined) get their rap on. Submit your character at the forums, and we will do a kick-ass rap. Alternatively, you can post up your own rap. Fun all around! So sit back and enjoy while we drop some kick-ass, world-defying, insanity-inducing beats.

Yo, Yo Edo!

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Hoppin' Bodies!

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