Beyond The Holders
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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, please don’t object
I’ll tell you how I came to know ‘bout these evil Objects
Any city any country, born and raised
My apartment is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, sittin’, yeah just surfin’ the tubes
And just writin fan-fiction, I thought I was cool
When one creepy pasta got just a bit intense
It said the Holder of the End had no pretense
I went to just one Asylum
And went insane and said
"These Objects is whack; and me, I'm gonna go find 'em!"
I whistled for a Holder and when it came near
It was a freaky monster and it struck in me fear
If anything I could say that this dude was rare
But I thought now forget it, you gotta grow a pair!
I got to the asylum ‘bout seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later!'
Looked at my Object yeah, I’d gotten over
To sit on my throne as the prince of Holders.
So, this is where Ed and Jude (and you if you're so inclined) get their rap on. Submit your character at the forums, and we will do a kick-ass rap. Alternatively, you can post up your own rap. Fun all around! So sit back and enjoy while we drop some kick-ass, world-defying, insanity-inducing beats.
Yo, Yo Edo!
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