Beyond The Holders
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Questors needed for high-risk mission of Utmost Importance. Must be willing to travel to any city in any country at any time. Good pain/fear tolerance, willpower, fighting skills, and memory required. Physical strength/speed, languages,general knowledge & first-aid skills a bonus. Permanent physical/mental damage likely, death possible, small risk of perdition/ oblivion.
Also require assistants: translators, researchers, etc. Can work from home, injuries less likely, high-quality security system and self-defense skills a plus. Emotional damage still probable.
Big rewards for all involved. Transport, medical, therapy, & funereal expenses included.
IF NOBODY APPLIES, EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!
Apply to “firstname.lastname@example.org” or PO Box 538.
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