The Beginning (Introducing The Protagonist And Basic Plot)


Hey idiots! This is part of the VERY AWESOME DRAMATIC SERIES NAME series!

There's probably not going to be an introduction here. Let's just start in the middle of a completely random dialogue that may or may not have relevance to the story!

"NO WAY!" said protagonist with common name to help you relate to the character.

"YES WAY!" exclaimed best friend of protagonist who dies in like, the fourth or fifth chapter.

"Are you telling me you actually went and got the x object from y holder?" says Jesus. Oh, wait. I can't make my character a different ethnicity than white unless it has something to do with the story. Well, let's go to the top 100 boys names chart and pick a name.

"Are you telling me you actually went and got the x object from y holder?" says Mason. I mean uh.. Jack? Shit, taken. Okay, uh.. Ryan? No.. that reminds me of my English teacher.. uh..

FUCK! That's right. This is a civil cite. I'm allowed to curse.

Okay, I got it. Matthew, or Matt for short. This is common enough to not be stupid crap, but rare enough to not be boring. This one is on the common side. If I want a duplicate of this name that goes on the uncommon site, I would pick Nathan. Then again, that would remind me of hot dogs.

Okay, whatever. So Matt said it. I'll name his best friend Nathan.

"Words of appreciation!" Matt says

"Blah blah blah blah!" Nathan said

"Blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah! Blah blah.. blah blah blah blah?" Matt said

"Uh... blah blah blah. Blah BLAH blah blah blah? Blah blah blah! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!ARFGHHH EXCLAMATION POINTSSSSW!@!!!!!!!!!1!!!!"

So anyway, Matt goes to try to get an object. Not just any object. It turns out he randomly picked some super mega awesome object and people will die for it. And then.. cue dramatic phrase.

HE WILL WISH HE HAD NEVER PICKED THAT OBJECT.

You know you want to read more, so I'll provide a link for you. Read the next part of the series! Or don't, because the link is broken!
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