The Holder of Black Holes


In any city, in any country, in any continent, on any planet, in any solar system, in any galaxy, in any universe, in any megaverse, in any ultraverse, go to any observatory you can get yourself to, there will be a man or woman dressed in a white lab-coat, ask to see someone who calls them self "The Holder of Black Holes", the scientist will laugh at you at first, seeing as it is impossible for anyone to hold a black hole. Repeat the question in a more serious tone and the scientist will take you to a door.

When you open the door you will find the closest part of your body to the door being stretched out by an incredible force, the rest of your body and in fact everything caught in the gravitational pull will soon follow.

You shall soon realize that the source of this force is in fact a black hole, this is object 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 of the infinite number of black holes in the multiverse. But since you will soon be dead that doesn't really matter now.

If you are Mary-Sueish enough and somehow manage to survive and become The Holder of Black Holes, you will forever be pursued by Dr. Hax, who will throw computers at you for the rest of your life. But if you decided to take the black hole with you it shouldn't really matter as the computers will be caught in the black hole's gravitational force and in fact, so will everything and anything caught in the Event Horizon so you will be forever alone...

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