The Holder of Custody


Part of the 1926 investigation

REMAINS OF A NOTE FOUND AT THE SCENE OF A MURDER FOUND BY POLICE:

For this trial, you'll nee-------------iend that you're close with.

Walk up to the lady friend and say "I love you!" Make sure the la---------------ionship.

If you played your cards ri----------------------ind another woman who isn't a stupID BITHC THA----RAID TO BE HAPPY!@!

*ahem*

Sorr----ere was I?

Oh y----- anyway, go out for a while. Main-------lationship for a year. This is easier said than -------se that dumb whore will get on your case for everything.

"WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE TOI-------------------------------------------our way? "YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVER---------------hat? WHO CELEBRATES AN ANNIVERSAR----------------NTHS? YOU'RE SUCH A-------------------y you stuff! You don--------------er loved me!

AH-------HHHH----------------HHH----------

okay
o---
okay
okay

Okay.


Okay.

I'm calm now.

So if yo----------------robably wasn't the right girl. Then ag-------ver going to find a good w--------oing to find one-------rable.

So then one day, if yo-------ugh a whole year. This is y------ever. Give-----ing ring as your anni-----------r to marry you.

If s--------- great!

If she s-------------HOLE YEA--------ME UGLY DU----------TITUTE HAH-------------O BE YOU

---- th------ l-----

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happ-
hap-y
happy
li--e
life

B------ l------rong. THAT----CH -----ST----- OF----M----'S -----UL----!--------------------------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------USTOR------OT A CHILD MOL------LICE SH---ES SHE----ES

SHE--- LIAR
hehehhehe----eo----CTWHOCA----TOBJECTITIS

AHH----H
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you know
she was once object 1926 out of 2538
she is no longer
now that i killed her



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