Beyond The Holders
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The Holder of Effortlessness
While at home, pick up the phone and, without dialing anything, ask to speak to “the Holder of Effortlessness.” If you hear anything other than “this is he”, hang up and try again tomorrow. There really won’t be any consequences if you don’t, but it will be a waste of time. If, however, you do hear “this is he”, ask calmly (or not, who cares?) for the object. You should hear a voice say “Sure, hold on.”
After about 1-3 seconds, you will hear a knock on the door. It is the Holder of Ease. Open the door and he will hand you a box.
This box is Object 1 of 3. What goes in, no one knows.
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