The Holder of The Book

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Book". Should a look of orgasmic Pleasure "come" over the worker's face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep, hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echoing throughout the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable pleasure.

Should the talking stop at any time, stop and quickly say aloud, "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave; don't stop for anything, don't go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleeping wherever your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped successfully.

If the voice in the hall returns after you utter those words, continue on. Upon reaching the cell, all you will see is a windowless room with a nude couple huddled in a bed the corner, still moaning endlessly. The couple will stop talking once they see you, but this is okay, as they remain friendly. They won't do anything for a few minutes but look at you.

After this is over, the man will hand you the object he was cradling. Once he gestures accordingly, you must instantly turn away, because if you gaze upon that object, Your death will be in that room, by that person's wang. He will then tap on your shoulder, as a sign to look back. He will then hand you a book. Written on the cover is an array of foreign letters, but you must NEVER attempt to translate them, as it will cause certain gayness. Open the book and read the first page. Stop where the page ends.

The man will now only respond to one question: "What happens once I've read the book?"

The man will then stare intently into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many come in that very cell; others disappear soon after the encounter, and still others end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object below the person's waist. You, too, will be tempted. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting gayness.

You've found one of the objects. You only have UIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM,<>.?/|''":;}]{[+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3''2@!1~` more to go...

That object is QWERTY of 2538. They must never come together. Never.

(Or, much more simply:

And everything will happen exactly like it did that first time only looking directly at ANYTHING kills you.

Getting Killed a Lot is Object QWERTY of 538. This seems like a good idea.)

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