The Holder of Mental Disorders

In any city, in any country, in any continent, in any world, in any galaxy, in any universe, and in any episode of The Big Bang Theory, go to a mental institution. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself the "Holder of Mental Disorders.

The attendant will stare at you and then ignore you. Ask her again, and again, and again, and again (you get the idea, right?). After asking precisely 888 times, she'll look up at you. Beware, if you ask 889 times then you will face immediate choking effects due to over-use of your vocal cords.

If the attendant looks up and says "leave, you f*cktard!" then start running as fast as you can, the guards are coming after you with a Restraining Order. But if she picks up her phone and calls a number, then praise the lord!

Start following her, crawl behind her (see if you can get a look up her skirt). After 3 minutes and 2 seconds of crawling, start rolling. At this point, she'll look at you with disgust. Pay no attention.

She will then pen a door, and you'll see a fat man sitting on a chair, with an injection in his hand. You will then jump like a kangaroo and land straight at his feet.

The attendant will tell the man "he's the one". The man will then inject you with some shitty sedative. When you wake up, you'll find yourself in a room pretty similar to a jail. Anyways, you'll find your hands tied with iron chains.

The iron chains are object 9999 of God knows how many. This signifies that you're a true retard. Will it be enough to keep your inner madness at bay?

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